Football Icons

                                     

By Nicole pea lifestyle

                                         If football was a Nigerian movie

 (one day thunder will just strike and C.Ronaldo will fall on the pitch." i will confess!! pls ooo)

Ronaldo: i will confess!! pls i will talk oooo, i tied kaka and made him loose form"

Fans/village: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ronaldo: i also used my charm i got from agwo turu mbe in portugal to tie bale to make sure he dosen't   shine better than me ( ronaldo coughs and continue). ple... se forgive me, i cursed the jersey number "7" in manutd so as any player that wears it will become a dummy like michael owen, anthony valencia, memphis depay. please don't give that jersey to Rashford unless....

Fans/village : heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Coach/onowu : ALU!! (Abomination!!!)

Ronaldo : when i heard we were about to buy Pogba, i made sure he did not come to Madrid but as a      stubborn black man he had to leave, so i made him useless and i sent him to my former club.

Fans/village: heyyyyyyyyy!

Coach/Onowu: come and be going 

President/igwe: what did we do to deserve this?

Ronaldo: i made real Madrid sack Mourinho because the man was trying to find out my secret. I tried to kill Messi with frustration in Copa America and also taking him to jail but it was the God's that back fired oooooo. ( awoooo my body is on fire, it's burning, i have confessed oooo).

Fans/village: heyyyyyy! tufiakwa!!!.

( Messi comes in with his bible and chaplet in his hands during the last statement of Ronaldo then you hear the background music).

" uwamo onye kam ga kasara afufu 

uwam ooo onye kam kasara

 anya mmriri ejuwo mna anya  

legodu nu oke rurum eh Ndi mmadu anara mya

Ahoooo what a wicked world

uwamo onye kam ga kasara"

( Then iniest, dembele and suarez will start consolling him )

Coach/onowu: what did we do to deserve this.

                             ( fans/village will then go and start gossiping )